De-Lurk Week: anyone there?

Aside from the three people I know for sure occasionally read my blog, it's entirely possible that I'm just shouting into the void. And even if I am, I will continue to do so because it's tremendously cathartic and satisfying. But please, if you're out there, I'd like to know about you, so won't you please stand up and take a bow? In the spirit of National De-Lurking Week, I thank you.