Oh my...

Esther has been telling us on a daily basis that she wants a new baby, a boy. That she wants me to grow him in my tummy, and feed him with my boobies, but that she will help Daddy change all his diapers. Essentially, what she wants is for me to grow the baby and then bring him home and give him to her, so he will be HER baby. And she insists it has to be a boy.

Oh god, please, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!